We Don’t Spell. We Just Woof. T-Shirt | Marine Corpse Counseling Sheet
For Devil Dogs who may not win spelling bees—but still show up motivated.
The We Don’t Spell. We Just Woof. tee delivers full-on military humor with a distressed “official counseling / demerit sheet” design packed with Devil Dog attitude, red-ink corrections, and the unforgettable “Marine Corpse” joke. It’s a perfect conversation starter for Growls, League events, reunions, fundraisers, or everyday wear when your sense of humor is as strong as your loyalty.
Printed on the dependable Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee, this shirt combines a classic fit with durable comfort and a solid print surface that helps detailed artwork stand out.
- 100% cotton
- Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²)
- Classic fit for relaxed everyday wear
- Crew neckline for a clean, timeless look
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Reinforced shoulders for long-lasting wear
- Made with 100% U.S. cotton
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
Design features
- Distressed “official counseling sheet” artwork
- “Marine Corpse” / spelling humor theme
- Devil Dog and MODD-style humor
- Vintage document look with red correction marks
- Bold “We Don’t Spell. We Just Woof.” slogan
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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